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Malaphors (lemmy.nz)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] don_kiedyck@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

People who live in glass houses sink ships.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

A rhyming spin on that...

Stoned people with loose lips sink glass ships.

[-] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Make like a tree and get the fuck outta my bar!

[-] banshee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

This mix-and-match shit has gotta go.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Someone who lives in a white house shouldn't sink ships.

[-] Blow_Me@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago

Someone who lives on a ship should sink the white house.

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