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Malaphors (lemmy.nz)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] lol_idk@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

What’s the pope part supposed to say?

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

I've heard it as "Is the pope catholic?"

[-] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

is the pope a bear?

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear?

[-] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago.

And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?!

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