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Malaphors (lemmy.nz)

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] HotDog7@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago

"This is a tough nut to swallow"

"It's not the end of the day"

[-] gothmog@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago

For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

You need to eat more pineapple

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