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Malaphors (lemmy.nz)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 28 points 5 days ago

You can beat a dead horse but you can't make it drink.

[-] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

You can lead a racehorse to water but you shouldn't piss in its mouth

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

That's a very apt lesson

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