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Malaphors (lemmy.nz)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Why does this screenshot look like a highschool teacher photocopied it from a book?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

[-] eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Well I certainly didn't make it better. The place I found it on Instagram is a fucking video of a picture so I had to screenshot the paused video of a picture 😑

[-] Unique_Emerald_Sol_I@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Something about that explanation has me rolling ahaha

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

I can relate to OP because the darkest memes seem to be in the youtube or instagram compliation videos

[-] Unique_Emerald_Sol_I@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Lol "the darkest memes"

I think autocorrect undercut you but I get what you mean. Videos like from P.M. Seymore or Oz Media or Matt Rose present the choicest posts from places which are already curating such lists (e.g. Reddit) so you get the stuff that's practically guaranteed gold.

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Yes! Dankest!*

[-] 0x0@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago

All the good ones are like that

[-] Unique_Emerald_Sol_I@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Glad someone else is already commenting on it I was ready to just say "Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?" and leave.

[-] a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Hank Trill anyone?

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