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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] Blow_Me@midwest.social 10 points 5 days ago

“We’ll cross that water when it’s under the bridge.”

That is by far the laziest take on any variation on that saying I've heard so far. 10/10, fuckin' love it. Just a straight up "we'll do nothing until the problem comes to us".

Adding this one to the noggin file.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 4 days ago

The actual form we use at work is "kick the can down the road" usually to make people feel bad about a lazy decision: "Yeah, you can kick that can down the road now, but it's not going away until you deal with it."

One I don't think I've heard yet is "that can of worms is already open, if you kick it dwn the road it will only be a bigger mess later..."

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