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[-] chewypoops@lemmy.world 52 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Nonbinary God?

But if humans have two genders, and we're all made in God's image, wouldn't God have to be nonbinary? Or hermaphroditic at least?

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

MAN was made in God's image. MAN. Women are just weird freaks made out of a rib, obviously. A MAN'S rib.

The Bible is fucking weird.

[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Man as in people. Humans

[-] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

No, no. See, God is definitely a dude.

He’s so manly and not gay that He even made Adam a wife just so he wouldn’t have to resort to nonbinary gay stuff with angels.

God has even had sex, like, at least once. How else do you think He got His only begotten son who is also Himself?

In case you didn’t already know, He also doesn’t approve of pronouns.

[-] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Yeah God has a big hog. This is serious theological debate. /s

These people are ridiculous.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Big hog 💀💀😂😂

[-] a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 6 points 12 hours ago

WHO SUMMONS THE NONBINARY GOD?! THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT I WAS REWATCHING STEVEN UNIVERSE!

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