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[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This dude saw the war break out and said "HOW DO I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME ME ME!?"

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When the war broke out, who among us didn't secretly whisper a prayer that Sean Penn would get involved though? He's the only one who can fix it.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can he? I'm not sure.

Maybe we should ask Ja Rule...

[–] torvusbogpod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago