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Who has to remember? All my important devices do it automatically. I jsut have to set the stove, microwave, and car when I remember. The car is the only one that freaks me out twice per year - "Oh shit I'm early/late, oh wait, no, need to set the time" lol. I don't even notice it except I got a little more or less sleep. heh
Proceeds to explain how they need to remember... ๐๐
My cat, who thinks it's food time now
Those who need to take pills with the exact timing
Haven't had a device I needed to manually set for many years. Stoves and microwaves don't generally have clocks here, don't see why they need it. Don't have a car either. My wristwatch stopped the day my dad died so I just removed the battery and it'll forever be like that.
I don't set the cooker or microwave, not least of which I don't know how or care.
The van, that I always have to think for a minute and remember how