this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2026
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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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Put sand in a glass
Wait for it to drain
Congratulations you can now monitor your heart rate without arbitrary notions like “minutes”
yes, but how do I compare my resting heartrate to someone else's without someone borrowing someone else's sandglass? Is 130 beats per glass high or low?
A basis for comparison is very useful.
Use the same sand, duh
And it would be better to chase what feels best for you than some arbitrary mean
Just the arbitrary notion of how long it takes for an arbitrary number of grains of sand fall through an arbitrary opening at the bottom of an arbitrary bottle.
The grains are real.
Your heartbeats are real.
Minutes are not.