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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by insanemantis@lemmy.world to c/rant@lemmy.sdf.org

For starters, does anyone even know about Dubai? Sure it's a very beautiful-looking city in the Middle East, but the economy is very corrupt. Human trafficking, slavery and whatnot. And with chocolate already being very slavery-driven as is, the implications alone are... questionable at face value. I'd be much more interested in chocolate based in places like Lebanon, Palestine or Iran, especially if they support a cause that helps the people there

Then there's the actual success. You're telling me that this is suddenly a worldwide sensation? It's just a chocolate flavor ffs. You like it because there's crunchy stuff in it. I can name SEVERAL other crunchy chocolates that are on par, if not better. Dubai chocolate does not taste bad, or even mediocre. It's pretty good

But is it sliced bread? Is it the pinnacle of indulgence? Sure it is, British-Egyptian plant...

It's money, marketing, and probably the most obvious example of it. It's already slowly going out of fashion, it's a gimmick

If you're hyped over it and buying it all up, congratulations...

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[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 18 hours ago

I unironically like the original name more. It has a nice Bob's Burgers vibe to it.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)
[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 15 hours ago

That's also better than Dubai chocolate.

I haven't even had it yet. I'm pretty sure every example I've seen of it personally is just chocolate with pistachio and some generic wafer in it rather than actual kataifi.

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