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this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2026
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I get paid just the same
Not if you aren't getting work done, you numbnut. Do you think you are the only node I am tending to?
Seriously, I have witnessed people let go because of this behavior.
You aren't going to get paid when you are fired with legitimate reason.
I don't know where you work, but everyone gets out of their seat when I request it.
I report to the CEO. You and I would never ever fly. Again, I would send over the biggest newbie I could think of, and you would fall behind on your projects.
And at the weekly Monday meeting, I would have email and even video showing your malfeasance and obstruction. (you do realize we run the camera system, right? And the cameras capture audio, right? And my NVRs store 30 days of video and audio, right? No? Well, yes, that is how I designed it when I built it.)
Oh, for everyone to see. All departments.
I can put it on the conference room TV, with ease, as I was the one that designed that system to begin with.
Yeah, you and I wouldn't fly. I mean, I guess you would, right out the fucking door.