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Mitch McConnell speechless after US Midterm Elections
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Bro hates happiness 😭
““Happiness””
I got news, dude: all those waiters and clerks aren't happy to see you. They'll just be fired if they don't smile.
Buddy I’m sorry to say but I think they might just not be happy to see you. The local grocer loves me :3
I'm not in the US, so I don't have unreasonable expectations of customer service workers in the first place.