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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 122 points 3 days ago

A man's flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.

[-] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 31 points 3 days ago

He gives water for the dead!

[-] BauerBender@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

The ownership of your flesh is temporary.

I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.

[-] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

If you've ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.

[-] bbpr120@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

it's not like I'm RFK Jr or something...

[-] decolo@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

It's only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

"This is the best pork I've ever had!"

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I'm hoarding quite some amount of water in my flesh.

this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2026
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