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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 26 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)
  • Hegseth: tries to cut a deal, but ends up in prison
  • Miller: flees country to either Russia or Israel
  • RFK Jr: cuts deal
  • Vance: cuts deal (and fucks a couch to console himself)
  • Don Jr: cuts deal
  • Bovino: dies in shoot-out vs Feds
  • Patel: tries to cut deal but fucks it up and ends up in prison
  • Rubio: cuts deal
  • Big Balls: cuts deal
  • Natalie: commits suicide in bunker after Trump doesn't show up to join her

Some additional ones:

  • Loomer: prison
  • Oz: cuts deal
  • Lutnik: cuts a really bad deal
  • Bessent: cuts a bad deal (that's slightly better than Lutnik's deal)
  • Bondi: cuts deal but dies of cancer in the process
  • Blanche: tries to cut a deal but falls and flees country
  • Gabbard: flees country to Russia
  • Noem: cuts deal and murders a puppy out of frustration
[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Mostly on point but a couple changes

*RFK Jr: Doesn't flee the country, but moves off-grid
*Don Jr: tries to cut a deal, then tries to flee the country, but winds up in prison

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 9 points 20 hours ago

My exact thought about Patel. There's no way he's smart enough to flee at the right time, and he'd fuck up cutting a deal, by squeeling while negotiating the deal.

[-] crenquis@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

Thought Loomer was "other": forced to become Muslim and get a sex change.

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