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New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally Unreliable (disreport.com)

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[-] Cyber@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The specification introduces Schrödinger Assignment, whereby a variable simultaneously holds its previous and current values until observed by a logging statement. Logging may collapse the variable into an entirely unrelated value, although this behavior is classified as an implementation detail.

I've seen this in some recent troubleshooting I did, so this must be in use already

this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2026

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