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this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2026
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My first thought was, who the fuck names their kid "Data".
Then I realized there is a local radio personality named Oedipus, and I always thought what kind of parent names their kid that.
But then I remembered that that, is in fact, a stage name.
But I don't think you can use stage names in the military?
So maybe they are NB and this was their chosen name? But I don't think thd military would really go for that, let alone put them on TV (though I have no doubts that the best cyber security researchers out there are, in fact, queer).
So now I'm just more confused about everything.
We don't know this persons name, the tagline is the news headline not this persons name, it's about an actual data breach
It's actually a combination of post-op opiates, weed, and me being a smartass son of a bitch.
I won't lie, I did read it and think this is what I would probably comment if I was stoned, so I get that aha
Yeah and Major Breach was telling us about it. Hop on the trolley, Hazard
Probably the closest thing to this point that exists, would be callsigns for pilots. But yeah, the image is a joke about a news headline.