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this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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If you think investors or gamers would care that the CEO cheated on his wife, you're up for rude awakening. Everyone will keep buying the cards.
The worrying part is not the cheating, it's the spy he cheated with
And the smuggling of contraband that he was either ignoring or actively colluding with.
So you're saying that by cheating he increased the value of cards by finding even more buyers? Damn, shareholders are going to be mad (?)
Until Chinese chip makers mysteriously release a GPU so comparable to modern Nvidia flagships that it completely decimates them on the open market.
Don't threaten me with good time
Are you a major Nvidia shareholder?
Must be nice
Yes, I own one RTX 5080
True, but also gamers and AI enthusiasts will still buy the cards
You're really missing the point here.
Spying itself is a nothingburger in US under Trump. US is essentially a free real estate when it comes to sensitive information, even your government is likely filled with Russian agents who report to China. If it's not spies, then gamers posting classified information to win an argument in war thunder.
On the one hand, loose lips sink ships, but on the other hand QueefBurglar69 is confidently wrong about the effective range of the current line of tanks.
security through obscurity is the weakest kind anyway.