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Got no valuable secrets but if anyone wants to hire me and pay me a few million a year, stock etc I'm fine with keeping my dick in my pants. Its really not that difficult if you take your marriage and job seriously.
You can buy a serious amount of focus, discipline and keeping dick in pants for a fraction of what these CEOs take home.
I dunno. I think I’d be pretty safe to hire for $millions/ year & stocks, medical, etc, sworn to secrecy, no problem.
…unless they start sending BTGGs my way. Then I might falter. I mean, I’m not stupid, I would know at some level that I’m being honeytrapped, but at some point, some part of me would be saying “might be worth it? I’ve missed out on so many chances at BTGGs, maybe the universe is sending me one to make up for it?”
I’m about 95% sure I wouldn’t falter, but that other 5% of me is thinking ‘bout how fun the ride down would be.