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[-] grte@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago

What she did was wrong, but I'm wondering why they included the story about the second American nurse?

In March, a Las Cruces, New Mexico woman who worked as a nurse at Mesilla Valley Behavioural Hospital was charged with three counts of criminal sexual penetration of a minor, one count of criminal sexual contact of a minor in a position of authority and three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to a criminal complaint filed in Doña Ana County Magistrate Court.

Nurse Kayla Salcido, 26, was arrested after cops were tipped off that a nurse sexually assaulted a teen patient. The alleged victim went finked out Salcido to hospital administrators.

Showed alleged victim her nude snapshots The kinky caregiver allegedly showed the boy nude photos of herself. And while still in hospital, the nurse entered his room and the two passionately kissed.

After he was discharged from the hospital he allegedly contacted the fun-loving nurse. She picked the boy up near the hospital and she drove them to her apartment.

At her house, the pair knocked back booze and engaged in sex acts. Salcido allegedly gave the lad oral sex before the pair engaged in sexual intercourse. The sex continued through the night.

Like, this is a different nurse in a different country committing a different, significantly worse crime...Why include this?

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

The alleged victim went finked out Salcido to hospital administrators.

AY YO they straight up called the kid a snitch in the article, hahaha. That's fucking wild.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

"chatgpt, I need two more column inches"

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It kept you one their page longer.

[-] grte@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

That seems short sighted. I now see this particular paper as being more interested in being salacious than informative and will not likely give it the time of day in the future.

[-] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

winnipegsun

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sun

Yep, I would say you're right.

[-] remon@ani.social 10 points 2 days ago

God damn it, where were all these horny nurses when I was in the hospital?

[-] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

You need to be there as a patient, silly! Not just stalking people.

[-] remon@ani.social 2 points 2 days ago

That's usually what I am when at the hospital.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

Yes, we all know that stalking requires patience.

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Why include this

A British Columbia nurse practitioner allegedly thought love was the drug in her holistic horndog approach to care.

To demonize nurses or something? Is the nurse union doing something in Winnipeg?

[-] atrizzy@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago

It's obviously an attempt to show that this is a growing problem.

[-] grte@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

It's not a very good attempt. Like I said, what the BC nurse did was wrong, but she was not sleeping with a minor patient...

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