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I don't understand the Microsoft Outage (anarchist.nexus)

submitted 13 hours ago by Tithen@anarchist.nexus to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn't fix the problem?

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[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago

They should press F1 and follow the help instructions

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

Wow, that brings back memories. Keyboard not found, press F1 to continue. Imagine if that was still the case in modern infrastructure. "Boss, gotta reboot the server farm, I'll take my keyboard and be back in the office in a week."

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2026

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