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ohh this is going back like a decade and a half if not two, but Vice did an article where they got two people to use semen as a facial moisturiser for a month and post the results and the ongoing commentary day to day comparison was fuckin' hilarious. The woman who already had a skincare routine is bitching about how shit it is and it's causing her to break out while the guy who had no skincare regime is positively rapturous about it's effects...which were probably being caused by the fact he was now regularly washing his mush.
Oh lord. I do recall that in one of the Jackass movies, the lads replaced (added to be bottle) Johnny Knox's facial moisturiser with horse semen. After w few weeks they told him and he thought something was up cause his skin was getting a lot tighter than previously.
Anyway...that's probably enough of ejaculate talk for the day.