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The best ones show a port scan. The worst just show scrolling html source code.
Trinity used NMAP and scanned for real known SSH vulnerabilities when hacking the power station in Matrix Reloaded.
The legendary ones show a "BREACH" at the target systems, in Red Bold Times New Roman font size 150.
Extra point if they have the PowerPoint shuttle controls visible in the bottom-left corner.
A serif font on a computer display?! Appalling! Sacrilegious!
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural.
Like being able to tell l from I.
And then there's Mr. Robot in its own tier, using actual real-world tools and frameworks, with realistic flags and everything!
There's also stuff like this that Hollywood employs:
https://forum.xda-developers.com/t/tutorial-no-root-fake-a-hollywood-hacker-screen-in-termux.4027429/