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[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anybody have advice for shoving a bunch of protons together? I keep trying but they always fly away from each other.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put some sugar on a magnet, that always works

[–] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Just a spoon full of strong force helps the proton stay down

[–] Sethayy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah just turn up the close nuclear forces a bit and they'll zoom right together

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You have to hold them close for a little bit, and let those positrons vent away.