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[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a play on words for "Hey Culligan Man!" which was an advertisement that played repeatedly throughout the 90's in the US, for reference: https://youtu.be/LwwT92Gmp0w

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

You're barking up the wrong tree.

This guy is one can and the plastic packaging that kills turtles short of a six pack.

How they escaped Fife, Alabama i have no idea.