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Primal instincts taking over. Sticks are good for a lot of things. Fire, spear, walking, poking things out of trees, throwing at the dog… sticks are good.
Throwing for the dog.
Depends on what the dog doin'
Semantics
Better yet, collect a bunch of sticks and convince them to throw the dog.
Fyi, I would advise against this. An alarming number of dogs get hurt by it. They chase after it, and try and grab it. If the angle is just right(wrong?) the stick can impale their mouth. It requires surgery to fix.
Those dogs were defective to begin with. It's unfortunate, but inevitable.
Unfortunately it's not a stupid dog problem, but an enthusiastic dog one. The best bet is to use toys that can't seriously hurt them in a moment of bad luck, e.g. tennis balls.
Dog don't care.
Canadian with a stick ..... I need to use this while wearing metal blades on my feet and full armour with a bunch of my friends while we fight another group of guys with sticks and metal blades under their feet.
… oh guyf I found a toof! Whov if it?