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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)

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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude really pulled the “divine right” card huh?

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 139 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The French invented a wonderful device to cure sufferers of the divine right delusion:

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Leaders claiming divinity leave the proletariat no choice but to demand proof

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fortunately it's a testable hypothesis

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the head comes off, your claim is coiffe

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It's spelled covfefe