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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)

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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] artisanrox@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

well my God hates you, Mike. 🖕

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Even Jesus thinks he’s a dick.

[–] artisanrox@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My God also hates that downvote dude here too. 🖕

My God likes Fetterman, Shapiro and Kenyatta.

So there.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes I forgot local political actors also exist as well as people who hold federal office, and for a second I was like, "who the fuck likes John Fetterman AND Ben Shapiro?" lmao

[–] artisanrox@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

omg I could see why that read terribly LOL