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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)
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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Somebody please Photoshop emperor palpatine's laser hands onto Biden in this photo.

[–] WldFyre@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

emperor palpatine's laser hands

So close haha