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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But that's why I'm terrified of being shot

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

The only way to assuage your fear of being shot is to arm more people.