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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A 1km ball of enriched uranium has never committed murder, either. Should I drop one by your pillow at night?