this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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I’m going to have to go with Team Mouse on this one. If your only reaction is to stomp a mouse running past your foot, that’s a bit of a red flag there. The mouse is not presenting a clear and present danger, it is not threatening harm to itself or others, and is actively engaged in de-escalating the situation triggered, through no fault of its own, by its mere presence.
Anon could make Police Captain some day.
Lmao
I lived in a cinder block foundation house for a couple years. I lost a very nice gaming rig before I realized what was going on.
I was a live trap only type before that house. The house was known as mouschwitz when I moved out.
I guess cinder blocks make good mouse habitat?
Gaps in the foundation. Makes it insanely hard to prevent ingress.
The fuck
What?
You're right, but anon would be commissioner