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Anon tries to save his coworkers from a mouse (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 99 points 11 months ago (7 children)

I’m going to have to go with Team Mouse on this one. If your only reaction is to stomp a mouse running past your foot, that’s a bit of a red flag there. The mouse is not presenting a clear and present danger, it is not threatening harm to itself or others, and is actively engaged in de-escalating the situation triggered, through no fault of its own, by its mere presence.

Anon could make Police Captain some day.

[–] Vriska@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The fuck

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What?

[–] kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

You're right, but anon would be commissioner

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