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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)

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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why can't you theists keep your story straight, is your skydaddy the creator of good and evil or just good? If it creates both them how do you feel about knowing that he put men like Stalin and Mao in the position they were in? If it creates only good how do you feel about knowing that he allows this stuff to happen?

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about I'm a zombie lol

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

How about you worship the non-existent Jewish zombie?

Christianity is the only religion that worships a dead god. Maybe that is why it is so violent.