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[–] Vendul@feddit.de -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys are so fat, you put out a bowl of candies instead of going to the door when someone rings

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m not even American but fuck getting up all night to answer the door.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dress like a Nazgul and go answer the door. Guaranteed entertainment all night

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Oh wow a dementor, I love Harry Potter!"

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Chucks the bowl of candy at their face

"Get off my property you blasphemer!" Screeech

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Dementors always felt like empty predatorial spectres, with no real will. The Nazgûl were vicious, cruel, had autonomous minds. For me, that makes the Ring Wraights much more frightning.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Putting bowls out is only done when people are not home. Lots of people are either out to parties, out with kids or working.