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[โ€“] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That has to be a record in inappropriateness.

It's like saying that concentration camps are great for losing weight and reducing urban over population in the ghetto.

[โ€“] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

the smell of ash and charred flesh in the air is terrible. on the other hand you can use it to form a healthy disgust of food. loose weight and look great on the beach. the sea water will wash your sins away. the sand will exfoliate your guilt.