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I'd be in line myself of it wasn't for a few key things.
Successful trials
Elon's history on fucking with shit for his own entertainment and/or personal gain
You know this will be connected to the internet to work
I can't wait for basic human functions to be subscription based.
"Your brain chip must call home every three days or neural activity will be haulted"
Imagine you're in the middle of driving somewhere and your brain needs to update