Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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Unironically worked for a company that did this. Don't test it, don't even run it, just put it in prod.
Me too, it was glorious that time someone accidentally pushed on a Friday evening and stopped production lines for the following week.