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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better yet just edit files live on prod from Notepad (not plus plus) over Samba for "xtreme moral" boost

[–] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The amount of times where I had to fix things in live production servers is not a small number. Then again, we are only humans. Backup often and you are golden.