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[–] Lawyerator@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Additionally, poop in it's food (if it has any). E. Coli poisoning may help.

[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a human weakness, most animals eat poop for breakfast

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Some humans, too!

Like golf legend Shooter McGavin!

[–] Surdon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I love the thought that instead of pooping in the indestructible hut, then going out in sorties, throwing poop on its food, you decide to straight up pop a squat over the only food source while locked in an area with a t rex. You are a very bold person, your bravery has my respect, if not your intelligence

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Do you think you are going to have a very pleasant shit with a goddamn Trex running at you? Actually now that I think about it you would probably shit your pants in that situation.