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Sharks never went to church either, and they’ve survived all five of the extinction events.
They do go to church actually. All surviving species do. You were just so absorbed in your sinful activities that you never took the time to learn more about them.
He died for their fins
The First United Church of Chomp
The Eucharist is surfer blood and sea biscuits.
The ocean is god's blindspot.
Because the ocean has other gods.
Chuthulu?
Also dinosaurs were around for about 160 million years .... our species ancestors have only been around for about two million and the ones that even remotely look and act like us have only been around for about 50,000 years.