Superbowl

Turkeys sleep up in the trees, so the owl ate the turkey for stealing his spot to sleep.

Sorry, I forget some if you may not have never seen a turkey! They're so common I forget they're North American only. 🦃

The big one is the male.

Attempts to introduce the wild turkey to Britain as a game bird in the 18th century were not successful.[56] George II is said to have had a flock of a few thousand in Richmond Park near London, but they were too easy for local poachers to destroy, and the fights with poachers became too dangerous for the gamekeepers. They were hunted with dogs and then shot out of trees where they took refuge. Several other populations, introduced or escaped, have survived for periods elsewhere in Britain and Ireland, but seem to have died out, perhaps from a combination of lack of winter feed and poaching.[57] Small populations, probably descended from farm as well as wild stock, in the Czech Republic and Germany have been more successful, and there are wild populations of some size following introductions in Hawaii and New Zealand.

Per Wikipedia for Wild Turkey

Per two large studies, the average weight of adult males is 7.6 kg (17 lb) and the average weight of adult females is 4.26 kg (9.4 lb).

Per a Wikipedia for GHO

Mean body weight is 1,608 g (3.545 lb) for females and 1,224 g (2.698 lb) for males.[23][24] Depending on subspecies, maximum weight can reach 2,503 g (5.518 lb).

It wasn't much of a joke really, just shoehorning in the fact that turkeys sleep in trees lol. So do peacocks. I found out the latter one when I stayed at this hotel that had resident peacocks, in the morning half the cars had peacock poop on them.