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[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I wish humans didn't have toes. Toes are fucking dumb. Can we evolve already?

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Noooooooooooooooo

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your kind will be marginalised in the near future

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does one grip on to a thong if you don't have toes? Araldite?

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My butt cheeks tend to just... grab a hold? Idk.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

You're doing thongs all wrong mate.

You’re in control of your own destiny.

[–] eye82much@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Toes gross me out. Even my own.

[–] the_procrastinata@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

I agree, toes are DISGUSTING.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

there is no way I'm posting my toes for you freaks

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good lord I wouldn't want you to! All toes are gross, yours cannot be an exception

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago
[–] stardustingss@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I hate feet in general they are disgusting

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Some people have cute toes. Not me.