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I heard it for Michael Jackson first (startrek.website)
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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I heard that one too!

Apparently he addressed it himself:

"I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."