this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
476 points (92.5% liked)

Choosing Beggars

1091 readers
1 users here now

Stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Flutter@lemmy.world
enu@lemm.ee
enu@lemmy.world
fry@fry.gs
476
Do a $2,000 job for me for free. Oh yeah, and you must be insured and experienced! (reddthat.com)
submitted 10 months ago by 111000@reddthat.com to c/choosingbeggars@lemmy.world
85 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Rookie mistake. Using the sock contaminates the sample with semen from all the other guys in the building.

[โ€“] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Go to a shoe store and use the disposable socks you savage.