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submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

PC Warlock (A): I finish my turn, open the door and take a short rest."

Me (GM): So you what, slump against the wall and take a nap?

PC Warlock (A): "Effectively."

Me (GM): "You can clearly see an armored bandit in the next room, along with three skeleton archers and another set at the far wall."

PC Warlock (A): "Can they reach me on this turn?"

Me (GM): "No?"

PC Warlock (A): "Can they hit me with a ranged attack, this turn?"

Me (GM): "Also no"

PC Warlock (A): "Short rest."

[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Short rests take an entire hour though.