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Daily Discussion Thread: Tue 12 Dec 2023 (aussie.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by bot001@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

I've gotta buy jeans for the man today and his only stipulation is that they not be tight so they can accommodate his extra large shlong and crew. Jesus Christ. How do I convey that to the salesperson while keeping a straight face? "Scuse do they have ample roomage for the man junk cos i got measurements for everything else"?

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ask for a roomy crotch

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

That's a good idea. I'll try not to laugh or point.

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Can we normalise kilts? Seriously practical and good looking.

[–] 00Steve@aussie.zone 5 points 11 months ago

I own 3, a traditional woolen one in my clans tartan with all of the dress accoutrements, a drill material utility kilt and a leather utility kilt. I agree, practical and look great and im all aboard the kilt train!!

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Then there would be discussions about the cod piece still.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago

bring cucumber and mangoes

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

may I suggest go one size up and get a belt

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. He lost 20kg so his old jeans look too baggy now. That's the reason I'm buying new ones.