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They look so friendly
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Any wild creature bigger than a rat is an animal you should be cautious of. I mean, I wouldn't pet a wild rat, either, but I'm also not afraid one will attack and kill me.
Wild dog packs roam lots of countries in south-east Asia. Don't fucking go near them. They will try to seperate you from other humans and take you down for a snack.
So weird though when you see, like, a golden retriever in their ranks. The urge to go pet them is too strong. I did a lot of catching myself walking towards them when I was in thailand.
Even a rat bite can have extremely nasty side effects
Well there fleas give you plague so not petting them is not enough.
But thet cute uwu
they're*
Edit: I took another look at the above comment and I think "there" or "their" both work here. I don't ever recall seeing a sentence where that was true and my mind is a little blown.
Say /s right now
(i had to look at it twice but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be their, not they're lol)
Yes that's correct. Not saying /s because I don't think it's needed here.
Edit: see my edit in my previous comment
Fair enough, that was supposed to be a meme opener just so I could comment, but I deleted the /s right before the opening parentheses, and now I'm worried I came off like a complete asshole to you! My apologies! I meant that in a joking meme tone, not in a tell you what to do way! Sorry about that!
Ohh! I see what you did there. I don't think tone is conveyed well through text, especially to me lol. I appreciate the clarification.
I don't think I'd be too afraid of a raccoon either though
A raccoon can absolutely mortally wound you. We’re just fleshy bags of blood and they have nasty sharp claws. A slash in the right spot could be fatal
How could a worm kill you, or a cricket, Mr. Scientist?!?
I could probably figure out a way to choke on both
It's an alaskan bull worm
Not sure what that is, but it sounds scary