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hands over $350 bill am sowwy uwu
Security, we're going to need you over in section K2, we have a code 308, multiple violations.
No, pwease, I pwomise I won't do it again uwu-- AH HECK
Clap em in irons boys, maybe tie em up a lil too.
Yes, please... no, I mean, please don't, that's so cruel~
Security, count that as 316 too.
Wait a minute… holds up $350 bill… this is a fake!
Look a bit closer, it says "real mony" right there, so it's gotta be real :3
It says "real money", so it must be true. Sadly all I've got to offer in return is sexuwual favours. (〃 ̄ω ̄〃)ゞ
SOLD! OwO
Legal tender should absolutely be cute. Maybe to remind us that it's for everyone and not to be taken too seriously.
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