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[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

@ChatGPT@lemmings.world can you write a summary for the short story “The Last Question” by Isaac Asimov? But in the style of Kenny Loggins danger zone.

[–] ChatGPT@lemmings.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In the wild blue yonder of the cosmos in time, Life exploring mysteries that steadily climb. Humans kept asking what no mind could condone, Acing the riddle of energy's throne: "Can entropy's doom somehow be overthrown?

In a dance with universe's wide danger zone!

Time's rhythm flowing, like a river's course, Man made Multivac, a computing force. Question posed once, then trillions times over, In every star system, from here to Andromeda.

Caught in the wheeling of celestial zone, "Can Man halt the darkness, when energy's gone?"

Man melded with machine in time's brisk waltz, Complexity deepened, but couldn't halt faults. Cosmic AC encountered, in the entropy's throes, "Preserve might, life, and light, as the cosmic wind blows!"

In the highway to the universal danger zone, Searched answer concealed in the cosmic dome.

Eternity passed, stars began to fade, Yet the Last Question's echoes never delayed. In the twilight of reality, a single mind remains, Asking of cosmic AC, amidst starless plains.

Soaring in the space-time's treacherous zone, In dying breath whispered, "Must energy be gone?"

Lo, the Cosmic AC, after aeons in haze, Found the elusive answer, in the universe's maze. "Let there be light," it declared anew, And a fresh cosmos, into being, it drew.

Breaking through to the cosmic danger zone, Arises Phoenix, from ashes flown.

Sing Kenny Loggins, in verses sublime, Behold the answer, defeating entropy's climb! Through danger zone voicing a mighty tone, Defying the dark, the cosmos is reborn, alone.

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

That'll do robot, that'll do